And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
