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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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