girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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