im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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