No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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