problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i will never coherently bang her
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
