The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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