I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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