I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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