yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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