please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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