Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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