Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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