he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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