one two three fourrrrnication!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i think i just lost a toe
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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