I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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