I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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