i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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