do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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