I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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