New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I still have a little drunk in my system
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.