if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.