so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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