There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish life had little blips of pornography
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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