dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So here I am, sexting at work.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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