well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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