Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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