come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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