My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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