I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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