Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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