i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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