I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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