I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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