would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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