you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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