THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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