We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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