How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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