why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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