"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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