I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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