I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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