i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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