As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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