I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
