I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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