Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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