Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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