Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
