I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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