the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
tell me about the fingering
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