What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
