Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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