Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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