Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Randomize
