I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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