make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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