If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Less talking, more tequila
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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