Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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