It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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